A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit. So he went to

the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he

went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked fabulous,

he felt that in this suit he can do business.

As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put

his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no

pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tell

me you were a banker?"

The young man answered, "Yes, I did."

To this the tailor said, "Whoever heard of a banker with his hands in his

own pockets?"